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Monday, January 28, 2019

NHL Fantasy Hockey First Half Round-Up & Power Rankings

Hope everyone is enjoying the hockey season thus far, it has been quite the script not many could predict. We've had offseason trades, beloved head coaches fired, Hawks at the bottom of the league, but great fantasy hockey that we can truly lean on as the dismal month of sports comes to a halt where not much is happening until March Madness. 
Let's take a look at who made the all star team and which managers possess some of these players. We'll also take a look at power rankings and see how teams are doing around the league. Playoffs are only a couple weeks away and the time has come to solidify the makeup of your team and if you have what it takes to hoist the cup!
2019 NHL All-Star Game Rosters
Atlantic Division
Metropolitan Division
Central Division
Pacific Division

Power Rankings

1) Barkin Larkin and Sons LLC 

(W-L-T-PCT)
137
74
29
.631

No surprise here, this team has probably won every match up on the season. Goal tending has led the way, along with an enormous lead on face offs at the dot. Sprinkle in a few shorties and you have the makings of a championship team right here. 3 all stars, could easily have 10, but there's only 1 center position on the ice. 

Also won Goalie Wins at the all-star break of a payout of $50. This team also tied with short handed goals and is splitting the money with 2 other teams that tied for 17 short handed points. Kinda crazy to think three people had that many shorty points. 

It must be pretty nice when you have a player on your squad who can score this short handed goal by Dylan Larkin <-----------clink link for all n00bs

Advice for everyone, you do not want to mess with this team or see them in the playoffs

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Barkin Larkin All Stars (3)


Connor McDavid

Ryan O'Reilly

Drew Doughty 

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Favorite Picks 


Sean Monahan

Dylan Larkin

Alexsander Barkov

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2) Girouxsalem Praise Hosanna

(W-L-T-PCT)
129
81
30
.600


Two-time Stanley cup Champion continues his dominance on the waiver wire and has been continually out-dueling opponents this season, no difference from year's prior. The make-up of this team will often surprise you, because players on this organization do not have a long shelf life and can be equated to working a job that has a high turnover rate. In seriousness, this manager recognizes hockey and winners on the ice. 

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Girouxsalem All Stars (3)

David Pastrnak dominated the accuracy competition <----click the link n00b

Kris Letang

Clayton Keller - shared all season long with Petry Dish Sauce Boss

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Favorite Picks

Patrick Laine

Nazem Kadri 

Sean Couturier

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3) Petry Dish Sauce Boss

(W-L-T-PCT)
128
77
35
.606
Sound team, enjoys extra-curricular categories that helps this team take leaps over the rest of the pack. You will also notice a high turnover rate for this squad, but the base remains the same. Injuries plagued this team early on, but smart play has earned this team top spot at the break for the East Slingers.

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Petry Dish All Stars (3)

Nathan Mackinnon

Miro Heiskanen

Pekka Rinne



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Favorite Picks

Evgeni Dadonov

Pierre-Luc Dubois

Jeff Petry

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4) Doonsday Prophets 

(W-L-T-PCT)
118
88
34
.563


Probably the most well-rounded defensive team including defensemen and goalies. This team leads at the break in blocks with a whopping 805 to go along with 50 goalie Wins. The only thing the offensive opponent sees when going up against this squad is their impending doom, as they know their shot will either be blocked or saved against this dynamic defensive front. You'll notice this team also has some highly skilled threats on the wing in both Aho and Skinner, that went a little under-the-radar in this year's draft and are clearly proving dividends for the prophets loaded wingers roster. 

Figure skater, or as I like to call him - Figure Skinner:

Skinner's balance is among his best attributes. He cites his background as a figure skater as the reason, and he isn't shy about busting out a figuring skating move. Here he hits a double axel in practice  <-----------clink link for all n00bs

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Doonsday All Stars (3)

Auston Matthews

Jeff Skinner

Sebastian Aho








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Favorite Picks

Mika Zibanejad 

Mark Stone

Kyle Connor

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5) Brisbane Toothless 

(W-L-T-PCT)
112
101
27
.523

This team leads the league in +/- with a hopping +142. You couldn't win a plus/minus category against this manager ever if you tried. This team scores, and does not like to get scored on. Is in 2nd with 675 points look for this team to make some noise come playoff time.. I suspect a late round run as this team dominates in several categories including blocks. You like to see a team with the make-up like this that goes out and gets points and plays defensively in their end. 

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Brisbane All Stars  (4)

Jack Eichel

Sidney Crosby

Seth Jones

Gabriel Landeskog

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Favorite Picks

Alex Debrincat

Tomas Hertl

Mark Giordano

Mattias Ekholm

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6) Phils Hot Dogs

(W-L-T-PCT)
112
101
27
.523


Other than trading away a starting goaltender, you would think this team would be in bad shape. Actually not the case, this team has stymied their way to the middle of the pack and have a shocking 47 goalie wins. This team values ice time with ATOI of 20:27... surely thats not Phil Kessel eating up all that ice time, we know he likes his hot dogs. 


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Phils Hot Dogs All Stars (5)

Jimmy Howard

Kyle Palmieri

Blake Wheeler

Elias Pettersson

Marc-Andre Fleury

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Favorite Picks

Patrice Bergeron

Matt Duchene

Jonathan Toews

Esa Lindell


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7) Gritmare on Broad Street

(W-L-T-PCT)

110
105
25
.510
This team has an excellent +/-. I am not sure if you can attribute that to this team or the manager forgetting to set his lineup. Alas, currently in the 7 spot and looking for a playoff push. Look for this team to make an early round upset led by strong goaltending play followed with Goals and hits, both of which this team is ranked towards the top in. Grit is definitely the theme of this team with the likes of Tom Wilson, Brent Seabrook, & Jake Muzzin manning the peasant forwards in the NHL.


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Gritmare All Stars (4)

John Tavares

Matthew Barzal

Leon Draisaitl Elite Preimer Passer <---- click the link n00bs

John Gibson


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Favorite Picks

Jake Guentzel

Charlie McAvoy

Brock Boeser

Brayden Point

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8) Downstairs Laird

(W-L-T-PCT)

99
111
30
.475




A dismal -54 +/- rating plagues this team of allowing it to make the next step. Shots and hits seem to be the main anchor of what sets this team apart from the rest. Hard working forwards and a boat load of defensemen led by Erik Karlsson, Roman Josi, Thomas Chabot & Torey Krug can help this team win a playoff matchup. Laird holds the last playoff spot at 8 right now and shoud be a battle down the homestretch.

Downstairs Laird All Stars (4)

Thomas Chabot

Roman Josi

Joe Pavelski

Erik Karlsson

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Favorite Picks

Bo Horvat

Roman Josi

Brady Tkachuk

Artemi Panarin


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Darling and Tuevo One Love 

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"I can't hear you Pittsburgh"

9) Bad Mother Puckers 

(W-L-T-PCT)
98
116
26
.463
This team is absolutely stacked, but is still out of a playoff spot. Just look at the all stars on this team. I expect a high octane battle for the last playoffs spot down the stretch. This team is mirroring Downstairs Laird -54, with a +54 of their own. 17 short handed points is what is keeping this team afloat, along with the most assists in the league. Some pretty passers can make the stretch pass as well as sauce it over your stick and make you look silly. BMP has probably the best DUO stack in the game with Stamkos & Kucherov. 


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Bad Mother Puckers All Stars (5)

Nikita Kucherov

Steven Stamkos 

Keith Yandle

Cam Atkinson

Henrik Lundqvist

Mark Scheifele

Devan Dubnyk


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Favorite Picks

Phil Kessel (See Phils Hot Dogs recap)

Eric Staal

Ryan Ellis

10) In Ovi We Trust

This is a team I am pulling for, missing both live drafts the past two years due to conflict this manager has had to draft from behind the bar. While some luck has paved the way to moderate success the business decisions in season are what keeps this team afloat. Leading the way with 1001 hits and an outstanding save % of .9193, this team also has success in scoring goals. Not out of the question to make a playoff spot, possible side bet action during matchups will be the only winnings this manager can garner come playoff time. This team is scary with players who can body you up and score at the same time in Tkachuk, Ovi, Domi and Simmonds.

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In Ovi We Trust All Stars (3)

Claude Giroux

Johnny Gadreau

Alex Ovechkin (Declined to play, Russin gas is wearing off)

Favorite Picks

Matthew Tkachuk

Wayne Simmonds

Jonathan Marchessault

Max Domi


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11) Postal Pucks

(W-L-T-PCT)
68
144
28
.342

Mr Auto-Draft himself has put together a nice string of matchups as of late. Fueled by assists with 412 and 613 points, this team can certainly compete. Mr Post Office has been a formidable foe both on the ice and at your doorstep. (For the life of me I can't stop getting junk mail). 12 shorthand points is a stat I would like to point out that surely can win this manager an extra category in a given week. This team probably has the future Vezna Winner in Vasilesky. Will be another long offseason for USPS again, time to dust off the golf clubs. 

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Post Pucks All Stars (3)

Andrei Vasilesky

Mikko Rantanen

Brent Burns

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Favorite Picks

Teuvo Teravainen

Jakub Voracek

Miko Rantanen

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12) Windy City Puck Heads

(W-L-T-PCT)
64
144
32
.333

Better luck next year. Hopefully this manager can learn what the waiver wire is. Plagued by IR and not utilizing the IR slot or making any moves really dug this team a whole it could not get out of. Not by lack of draft, which proved to be the best part about this teams season. Also one of the better fantasy team names that have not been the best this year people.



Windy City All Stars

John Carlson Hardest Slap Shot at All Star Game <-----click this link n00bs

Braden Holtby 

Patrick Kane

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Rip Ray Emery




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Good Luck the rest of the way ! Been a fun 2019 season thus far and good luck to all those who make the playoffs!


Go Hawks

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see you soon......

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