"All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a doubleheader." — George F. Will

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Mid-Year Categories Round Up & Who's Trending?

 Hello Gents, 


Commish has been out of commish for a bit and need to catch you all up to speed on our category winners from the last 5-6 weeks or so. I currently have lost 3 of my last 4 games and am trending in the wrong direction! I'll try and chime in on who's going in the right direction and who's going further south, like the Budweiser Clydesdales.




We left off on week 4 with the categories, let's see what we've missed..




Week 4 

Top Scorer - Kupp O' Joes - 161.95 




Most completions by starting QB - Ryan Tannehill, 30 completions - Budweiser Clydesdales 




Most yards thrown by a starting QB - Ryan Tannehill, 298 yards - Budweiser Clydesdales 



Week 5 

Top Scorer - The Other Guys - 204.25




Team that beats opponent by smallest margin of victory - Arlington Park Bears won by 27.7 points (yes this was the lowest margin this week) edging out Daked to the Tits who won by 27.95 points.. just .25 points! 



Team with most rush yards (all RB's including flex) - 330 yards - Jahnsy Stackedhouse behind Nick Chubb, Najee Harris, & Alex Collins.. WOW big yardage on the ground game 











Week 6

Top Scorer - The Other Guys - 192.85 




Player with most rushing and receiving yards combined - Jonathan Taylor - The Flemchise - 158 combined yards, edging out Derick Henry by 2 combined yards.. close one! 





Team who has the most points scored against them - Jahny Stackedhouse (192.85 against David, remember when he was complaining that week "dude puts up 200 against me wtf???") Well Jahns, it wasn't so bad after all? $25 beatdown I'll take that. 





Week 7 

Top Scorer - The Other Guys - 178.1 (David 3 weeks in a row!) 




Longest field goal - 53 yards - Graham Gano - Daked to the Tits 




Team with highest scoring kicker - 15 points - Graham Gano - Daked to the Tits 




Week 8 

Top Scorer - DraftStoshAllen.Com - 185.3 (Sup Paul!)







Highest scoring defense - Broncos Defense - 22.75 points - Let Kyler Cook 




Team with Highest Scoring QB - Tom Brady - 39.75 points - Tom Brady




Week 9 

Top Scorer - The Flemchise - 153.3 




Most combined receptions between every starter - 32 receptions - The Flemchise (tiebreaker with Kupp O Joes goes to team with most points)






Team that beats opponent by largest margin of victory - The Flemchise - won by 66.6 points (sign of the devil in flem this week with the clean sweep)










Week 10 

Top Scorer - Jahnsy Stackedhouse - 160.4 points 





Team with highest scoring bench total - The Flemchise - 73.55 points 





Highest scoring losing team - 135.5 points - Draftstoshallen.com (Sup Paul!)

                                    (Tyreek leaving Paul's team with one last win category win)





Week 11 categories:

team with highest scoring starter
Most WR receptions (all WR, can include flex) - make sure to start wideouts in the flex this week folks

only one month left in the regular season, and only two weeks left before the trade deadline...



Who's Trending up?

Kupp O' Joes
The Flemchise
Jahnsy Stackedhouse
Arlington Park Bears
DraftStoshAllen.com
The Other Guys



Who's Trending down?

Budweiser Clydesdales 
Im Back? 
Let Kyler Cook
Daked to the Tits



If the playoffs were today...




Will Doza hold off Jahns & Peter's push for the 1 seed and regular season prize pool? I dont care what seed flemming or peter have I wouldnt want to play either in first round. 

Here are the percentage chance of teams making the playoffs...





Can Nick sneak in? His matchup this week is against Kratz who is one spot ahead of him in the standings..


Nordo still has a 7% chance of making the playoffs.. Could it be his lucky number 7?


Will Jahns make so many trades he causes himself a log jam that Flem experienced with his team early on in the season? 


Will Doza win a championship without Derick Henry?


Is Cooper Kupp Pete's doppleganger? Is he the most valuable wideout in the history of fantasy?


Will DraftStoshAllen.com sell at the deadline (as we've already seen Tyreek Hill shipped off) or trust his co-manager Stosh to lead them for a playoff push?


Is Kratz letting Kyler cook? Is anyone cooking for Kratz? Or is he ordering out each Sunday and being misguided by those he drafted... cough, julio jones, cough odell, cough cough 


Is Flem in starting out the season so poorly prized for a championship run?


Did Budweiser Clydesdales have too many budweisers this past weekend?


Who will win a championship first? The Arlington Park Bears or the Chicago Bears when they have Arlington as their home field? (Sorry Joe that one was mean)



Good luck rest of the way gents


Q


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