After my first lost last week I told ya’ll I’d get back on track.
Unfortunately for Nolan, he was the sacrificial lamb. This young Cub was thrown into
the Lion’s Pit and not even St. Thecla, "Pray for us," could help him win. Kid gave his
all, but as we all know, you need to bring your ‘A’ game to beat the king. Now I’ll
give my quick rundown of why Nolan sucks.
2. When you went to the same high school as Pat
Quinn, you got problems
3. Kid can’t even drink… legally
Now that I’ve gotten past that, I want to talk about a gem that I found when cleaning out my room this past weekend. I’m gonna show
one piece a week to keep everyone coming back, like a bag a crack.
This 1st week is
a picture of Joe muff diving a balloon. Before Joe B. ever spoke to girls he
was faking football injuries, rocking a 70's haircut and going balls deep in inanimate
objects. Gotta start somewhere I guess. Only took 24 years to get the courage
to try the real thing.
Joe looks as happy about mouthing that balloon as I am
having two Marquette players on the Bulls. It Seems great right now and makes you
cream your pants, but at the end of the day, it's simply going to be a mess you won't want to explain.
As for my next victim, I got a big inter-league matchup against
10-2 'Cano can go'. Guy has been playing some good ball this year, even though I hold
a 565.20 total point lead over him. Not to brag, but I could sit my whole team
this week and still be first in the league. Maybe you guys can quit sucking
dick and try to compete, or is mediocrity the only thing they taught at an all guy's school?
Magic number for me to win the league is 11, since counting
down the weeks I make the playoffs is poverty shit.
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