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Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Week 3 Roundup

2019 FANTASY FOOTBALL WEEK 3




Week 3 Categories



A) Team with highest scoring kicker

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Zane Gonzalez converted 2-of-2 field goal attempts and both of his PAT tries in the Cardinals' 38-20 Week 3 loss to the Panthers.


Winner: All Mahomies - Zane Gonzalez - 9.6 pts 


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For all those who drafted a kicker early this year? Tough Luck. A kicker with the name Zane takes the cake. Remember when he missed that kick against the Saints? Also hurts that the owner who won this also has Mahomes who has helped him win $100 Year-to-Date thru 3 weeks.




B) Team with the single highest scoring starter


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Winner: The Flemchise - Russell Wilson with 54.6 pts. 






Big production from Wilson this week that was certainly helped by some garbage time being down so big at home against the Saints. Wilson fought back to the tune of 406 yards throwing thru the air, 2 passing TD's and 2 rushing TD's to go along with 51 yards rushing. Just a dominate fantasy performance one expects of Wilson in his prime. I bet that's the last time this manager turns his back on Ciara again..

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C) High scorer


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Winner: All Mahomies - 224 pts 


Back-to-back weeks the top scorer spot goes to All Mahomies in a bit of a surprise where one might have thought Mahomes would have came back down to earth against a tough divisional foe in Baltimore.

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Nope, he picked up right where he left off and destroyed the Ravens and the city of Baltimore as we know it. 

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*Must Watch scenes from The Wire*










Team Jahnsy Rico vs Dude, Where's My Carson?

171.1 to 174.8

Let's start this week with the best match up of the weekend that came down to Monday Night Football. All David Montgomery needed was a TD to solidify a W, but the garbage time hand-offs did not lead to one down the stretch. The bears were certainly trying to get Montgomery involved late to manage late game clock, which proved to be a real nail biter for Dude, Where's My Carson? 

Only thing that sucks about this match up is that one team that scored 170 + points does not come out the victor. 



Top Performers



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1. Jameis Winston - 35.1 pts


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gotta love them crab legs and playing against a crappy Giants defense


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2. Evan Engram - 26.6 pts


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This guy will probably be on top scorers list every week, especially with the addition of Daniel Jones to the offense. 


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3. Amari Cooper - 25.5 pts


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Top Performers




1. Keenan Allen - 41.8 pts


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Was watching the Chargers game live where they just kept throwing to Allen down the stretch and knew he was going to beat me. Parallel that with Kamara destroying the Seahawks live during the 3:25 pm games as well I figured my team was done. A close match up that could've gone either way. 





2. Alvin Kamara - 34.6 pts


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3. Josh Allen - 23.6 pts


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For whatever reason he reminds me of the one brother in Peaky Blinders



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Bring on the Patriots?!?



All Mahomies vs Team Noradin

224 to 154.9



Top Performers




1. Mike Evans - 46 pts

3 TD's in the first half, not bad.




2. Patrick Mahomes - 40.8 pts 


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Fun Fact:

 Mahomes attended Whitehouse High School in Whitehouse, Texas. He played football, baseball, and basketball. In football, he had 4,619 passing yards, 50 passing touchdowns, 948 rushing yards and 15 rushing touchdowns as a senior.


3. Christian McCaffrey - 35.2 pts







Top Performers


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1. Tyler Lockett - 30.8 pts


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2. Dak Prescott - 28.4 pts


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3. Julio Jones - 26.2 pts


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Gurls Gone Wild vs 99 Problems But Mitch Ain't One

121.4 to 114.6



Top Performers



1. Deshaun Watson - 38.4 pts





2. Dalvin Cook - 25.3 pts



3. Adam Thielen - 20.6 pts

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Hopefully since the Vikings play the Bears this week these two Vikings players will have an off night, potentially resulting in Gurls Gone Wild's first loss?!?!?


Top Performers




1. Mark Ingram II - 37.4 pts

Big day for Ingram against the Chiefs where he led the Ravens with 3 TD's. It wasn't enough, as the Chiefs D shutdown Lamar for the most part.


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When you start the Ravens Defense against Mahomes and the Chiefs




2. Carson Wentz - 27.2 pts


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3. Brandin Cooks - 19.2 pts


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Dozed Off vs The Flemchise

120.8 to 153.2



Top Performers




1. Darren Waller - 24 pts

This kid is fast, similar to Jared Cooks last year for the Raiders this Tight End spot is going to put up big numbers this year.

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2. Andy Dalton - 21.6 pts


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Dalton had a rushing TD against the Buffalo Bills who just so happen to be the best rushing defense in the league. It was Dalton's first rushing TD in 3 years, crazy.


3. LAR D/ST - 20 pts


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Top Performers



1. Russell Wilson - 54.6 pts

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2. Phillip Lindsay - 28.5 pts


Strong rushing day from Lindsay who continues to impress folks around the league with how hard he runs.







3. Ezekiel Elliot - 17.2 pts


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White Claw Variety Packs vs To Khalil a Mackingbird 

112.3 to 137.4

Another close match up throughout Sunday that ultimately waited for the Bears D to play on Sunday night. IT was nerve racking watching this match up and Jahnsy Rico's match up at Pete's Place on Sunday where it seemed our good friend over at Redzone kept reminding us just how close these two match ups were. 


Top Performers



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1. Tom Brady 24.5 pts


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2. BUF D/ST - 22.6 pts






3. Julian Edelman - 17.2 pts

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Rib injury otherwise could have scored more points

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Top Performers


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1. Matt Ryan - 31.9 pts

Must be nice having Julie Jones. Ryan continues to put up monster numbers each week.

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2. CHI D/ST - 31.4 pts

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3. Greg Olsen - 24.2 pts


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Preview - Next Week's Random Categories:


A) Highest Scoring Defense (must start)

I predict the Bears D or whoever gets to play against the Miami Dolphins

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B) Team with least amount of point scored (not including bench)

David has a good shot at this one since his entire team is hurt. Also hopefully Gurls Gone Wild as mentioned since the Vikings have to play the Bears? Boy wouldn't that be nice.


Enjoy the week!




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