A Note From Brian - Your 1st Place Leader

I was asked a couple weeks ago by Lifetime .225 Hitter to discuss my dominance in the league and why that's going to continue. I have been dominating every single one of you bastards and in no way, shape, or form do I plan on letting up the gas pedal. There has simply been too much of a score discrepancy in these first 10 match-ups to get into further detail, so I will focus on the recent.

One of my most recent beat downs was at the remorse of Let Drake Stay!!!! To sum it up nicely, this was the reaction we got from Harry after the final score was posted Sunday Night.

I decided to wait to write this until playing Pat to shit on him the most, and believe me, I still plan on doing that. While I may have suffered my first lost this week, I'm still #1.

Let's have a live look at Pat as he enjoys this win

 Only to have my team obliterate him out of the Playoff Race with a steel chair in the coming weeks

Before I get into details on why I'm still the best, (I know some of our readers don't have a long attention span) - I am going to give you a a few quick points as to why Pat sucks:

1. A shitty commish who blames others for his problems

2. Making 28 moves doesn't make you good. (Just as Rick Hahn)

 

3.The kid's first kegger put him to sleep 

Now we get to the part where Pat probably stops reading because there were too many words, or he had to pee again.

I do believe the rough week the Cubs & I had is no coincidence. We're two teams that have been playing above and beyond everyone else and we were due for a "down" week. That's baseball for ya..

Pat gave 'The Boowahs' the 'Little Giants' "One time" speech and they produced. Great job, Pat. Only problem is you did this in June and not September. Kid went all in, won, and realized that he still has the shortest stack at the table.

'The Boowahs point total of 574.50 is the most this season. So if that's any indication on how to beat me, one can take away that your whole team has to play out of their minds in order to do so.

Pat can enjoy his one week of success and James Shields giving up less than eight runs in the first inning.

The best part is, he's still in a three-way tie for 3rd.

Classic White Sox mix-up (thinking you have a shot at winning the division and getting into the post-season). Haha, funny.

Pat, like the Sox, will continue to think they're in it because they beat the best team "one time."

Remember the key component of the 'Little Giants' speech? They lost the other 99 games.

Enjoy this Win while it lasts!